The War No One Wanted To Fight

From Are You Fukin Crazy.?:

Too Bad

From Rock n Roll Never Dies:

What Dogs Do After Training Affects How Much They Remember | Psychology Today

What goes on in the dog's brain does not stop when the training session ends. Some new data suggests that what you do after a training session may have an influence on how much your dog remembers and how well he subsequently performs.



What Dogs Do After Training Affects How Much They Remember | Psychology Today

Halloween in Oregon

From That Oregon Life:

I Must Be Really Smart!

From Silly adult Giggles 18+:

Terrifying wingsuit crash caught on camera — RT Viral

A spectacular wingsuit jump in France should have been a proud moment for American Eric Dossantos, but instead things went horribly wrong when he crashed into trees while flying through the air at 90 miles per hour.



Terrifying wingsuit crash caught on camera — RT Viral

Bobby Vee Has Died

From Fox News:

Pop singer Bobby Vee, whose early 1960s hits included the chart-topping "Take Good Care of My Baby," has died. He was 73. http://fxn.ws/2e49nKM

Gee, Thanks, Dad!

From Laugh OR Croak:

I DO Say Hello to Dogs!

From Madly Odd:

Enormous spider drags mouse by its head in skin-crawling clip (VIDEO) — RT Viral

Arachnophobes look away now – a gruesome Halloween surprise came a week early in one Aussie household when a giant Huntsman spider was caught on camera trying to devour a luckless mouse.



Enormous spider drags mouse by its head in skin-crawling clip (VIDEO) — RT Viral

Now THAT Is A Halloween Costume!

From Laugh OR Croak:

Remembering Our Loved Ones

From Shake Paws:

A Rose by Any Other Name ...

A Rose by Any Other Name ...

Rafael Nadal to Train Next Generation for Tennis and Life - SPIEGEL ONLINE

Tennis star Rafael Nadal has won 14 Grand Slam tournaments and is still a force to be reckoned with. Recently, he opened a tennis academy to train the next generation of players. SPIEGEL spoke with him about the academy, the modern game and his plans for the future.



Rafael Nadal to Train Next Generation for Tennis and Life - SPIEGEL ONLINE

Just Once

From I Declare Shenanigans:

So I got my concealed gun permit yesterday

From Gerald West Brummett:

Lord Beaverbrook on Art

Buy old masters. They fetch a better price than old mistresses.

- Lord Beaverbrook

Samuel Butler on Art

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it.

- Samuel Butler

Al Capp on Art

Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

- Al Capp

Mark Twain on Animals

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

- Mark Twain

Elias Canetti on Animals

Whenever you observe an animal closely, you feel as if a human being sitting inside were making fun of you.

- Elias Canetti

Winston Churchill on Animals

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

- attributed to Winston Churchill

Daphne on America and Americans

I'm from England, the country that used to own you people.

- Jane Leeves as Daphne Moon, on Frasier

Oscar Wilde on America

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.

- Oscar Wilde

William Somerset Maugham on Americans

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.

- William Somerset Maugham

Homer Simpson Gives Jimmy Kimmel a Tour of Springfield

From Jack Kornfield

Frank Sinatra on Alcohol and Other Drugs

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

- Frank Sinatra (among others, including Dean Martin)

W.C. Fields on Alcohol and Other Drugs

I drink, therefore I am.

- W.C. Fields

Oscar Wilde on Alcohol and Other Drugs

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

- Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde on Age

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that, would tell one anything.

- Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance

Mae West on Old Age

You're never too old to become younger.

- Mae West

Phyllis Diller on Old Age

I don't know how you feel about old age, but in my case I didn't see it coming. It hit me in the rear.

- Phyllis Diller

Groucho Marx on Actors and Hollywood

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

- Groucho Marx

Will Rogers on Actors and Hollywood

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago.

- Will Rogers

Woody Allen on Show Business

Show business is dog-eat-dog. It's worse than dog-eat-dog, it's dog-doesn't-return-other-dog's-phone-calls.

- Woody Allen, Crimes and Misdemeanors

Oh, No! Not Rod Stewart!

From Christopher Rice:

Wake up, America. While the rest of you were fighting about this election, they beheaded Rod Stewart in the UK!!!!

Thanks, Honey!

From 22 Words:

Watcha doin' today?

From Earl Pitts. American:

Anyone with a Dog Understands This

From Canine Assisted Therapy, Inc.:

He Could Have Told Us Sales Were in the Tank; Instead, He Shows Us

He Could Have Told Us Sales Were in the Tank; Instead, He Shows Us

And No Helmet!

From Country Rebel:

Ken Bone leaves seedy comment trail on Reddit - Oct. 14, 2016

Ken Bone's charm may now be a thing of the past.

A look at the viral sensation's Reddit history reveals a different side of the wholesome man America thought they'd earned. The discovery comes just a few days after Bone, clad in a red sweater, was sprung into the spotlight during Sunday's presidential debate.

Ken Bone leaves seedy comment trail on Reddit - Oct. 14, 2016

Pondering the Imponderable

From J104.5:

The Truth About Star Wars

From 103.5 WIMZ:

Batman to the rescue? Masked vigilante takes on Britain’s ‘killer clowns’ (VIDEO) — RT UK

An unnamed British man has been dressing up as Batman to fight off ‘killer clowns,’ after the craze led to a series of injuries and seriously scared children.



Batman to the rescue? Masked vigilante takes on Britain’s ‘killer clowns’ (VIDEO) — RT UK

Times Were Hard

From Q105.1:

Walgreens Will Run Out of Those Pretty Fast!

From I Declare Shenanigans:

#ideclareshenanigans

Amazing How That Works!

From Red and Howling:

Happy on Monday

From 94.9 The Bull:

Tech Wiz

From George Takei:

A tech wiz.

"DEBATE NIGHT!" — A Bad Lip Reading of the first 2016 Presidential Debate

Sofia Vergara Chats with Jimmy While Sucking Helium

Amazing Dancing Rattlesnakes